Friday, February 12, 2016

Top 11 Rich People

Today we take a look at eleven rich people. Four of them just so happened to be bald. Coincidence? That could be a blog for another day. But really, if you've got all that money, you could afford a wig that at least looked real. Oh well, enjoy this list!

#11 - Richie Rich (Harvey Comics)
Sadly, Richie Rich used to be worth more than he is. Yeah, that poor little bastard spent forty million dollars in one candy shop. But don't think he's a spoiled little rich brat. While he may have inherited millions from his parents' fortune, Richie is always willing to share the wealth.
Approximate Total Wealth: $2.3 Billion Dollars

#10 - Lou Bond (Full House)
Lou Bond used to live in the Tanner house when he was just a kid. After making millions in business he decided he wanted his old house back. The whole Tanner family was willing to sell, except for Michelle, who's little heart turned out to be the one thing Lou's money couldn't afford. Fucking idiot.
Approximate Total Wealth: $2.6 Billion Dollars

#9 - Lex Luthor (Superman)
The only thing Luthor has more of than money is hatred towards The Man of Steel. Luthor has been able to buy whatever he wants his whole life. Women, cars, and people's morals are all possessions to ol' baldy. As the CEO of Lexcorp, Luthor practically owns half of Metropolis.
Approximate Total Wealth: $3.1 Billion Dollars

#8 - Billy Madison (Billy Madison)
Billy, the heir to the Madison Hotels fortune, wasn't just handed his wealth. No, he had to work for it by re-doing his entire school career, from kindergarten to high school. Another wealthy man, with a good heart, he isn't shy about throwing parties for his friends.
Approximate Total Wealth: $5.2 Billion Dollars

#7 - Scrooge McDuck (Duck Tales)
Scrooge McDuck has so much money that he can swim in it... and he does! Everyone in Duckberg wants their hands on Scrooge's money, but luckily since Scrooge is a good person he gets help from his three nephews and Gizmo-Duck.
Approximate Total Wealth: $5.2 Billion Dollars + One lucky penny

#6 - Willy Wonka (Charlie & The Chocolate Factory)
Okay, the dude owns his own amazing chocolate factory. He can have pretty much anything he wants. But what he really needed in the end was a good friend like Charlie.  Though, having a glass elevator that can go pretty much anywhere is also pretty rad.  Imagine the dates you could have in that thing!
Approximate Total Wealth: $7.9 Billion Dollars

#5 - Prince Akeem (Coming To America)
Akeem was so rich that he could've had anything he wanted in his home country. But he knew the only way to find true love would be to live like an ordinary man in Queens, New York.
 Remember, when you think of garbage, think of Akeem!
Approximate Total Wealth: $12.7 Billion Dollars

#4 - Batman (Batman... duh!)
By day he poses at Bruce Wayne, the only child of Thomas and Martha Wayne. He's the owner of Wayne Enterprises. But he takes his piles of money and uses them to get awesome gadgets for fighting crime.  You'd think he would use some of that moolah to make people forget about the awful Batman & Robin movie.
Approximate Total Wealth: $19.9 Billion Dollars

#3 - Mr. Burns (The Simpsons)
If you're going to go big, go nuclear! It certainly doesn't hurt that Mr. Burns is like one hundred years old. He's had a lot of time to invest that money. He uses his money and power to watch over Springfield with his echoing vampire-like laugh. The city is pretty much already his, but the residents just don't know it yet.
Approximate Total Wealth: $34.7 Billion Dollars

#2 - Daddy Warbucks (Annie)
Warbucks said it himself "I'm richer than Midas" in the song "I Don't Need Anything" from the Annie movie. He may not have the golden touch, but his billiard-ball head and oodles of money don't mean anything without his little orphan Annie.  It also doesn't hurt to have a bad-ass like Punjab hanging around protecting your assets, both physical and monetary.

Approximate Total Wealth: $42.8 Billion Dollars

#1 - "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase (WWF)
When DiBiase wasn't allowed to buy the WWF Championship, he did the next best thing. He created his own championship belt. The Million Dollar Belt is all gold and diamonds. DiBiase has so much cash kicking around that he could freely stuff $100 bills down peoples throats. He has his own personal bodyguard, Virgil, that will do anything for him. And he has the most vicious sounding laugh. Everybody has a price for the Million Dollar Man.
Approximate Total Wealth: $72.8 Billion + The Million Dollar Belt

Thanks for reading!
- ryan

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