Do Your Momma

Here's a new poem that everyone should pay special attention to.

Do Your Momma

*listened to very loud music

written by Ryan Matthew Ewing

Make your momma happy
Do your momma proud
Brush your teeth three times a day
And don't listen to that music quite so loud
Eat your peas and carrotts
If you wanna have some pie
Make sure you wear clean underwear
And don't leave the house 'til your hair is dry

Make your momma happy
Do your momma proud
Don't stay out late with them long haired boys
You'll fall in with the wrong crowd
Get yourself a good night's sleep
Always mind your p's and q's
Pick up all those toys off the floor
And don't be sore when you lose

*stayed out late with long haired boys

Make your momma happy
Do your momma proud
Stay up a little late on Friday night
You can, you are allowed
But get that finger outta your nose
Then close the door to the fridge
And if all your friends were gonna do it
Would you also jump off that bridge?

Make your momma happy
Do your momma proud
Give her a call for no reason at all
Come down from your cloud
Let her know she's in your thoughts
Sure, it might seem a bit sappy
But you'll do your momma proud
And make your momma happy

The end!