Top 11 Lessons Learned on Full House

Fuller House is here!  So let's not forget the important lessons we learned from the original show.  

Here we go...

11. Las Vegas Ain't the Spot to Get Married
Jesse and Becky nearly got married in Las Vegas, at the Fabulous Hotel Ali Baba & Casino, but she called it off at the last minute because she wasn't ready. Clearly, it was the right place to do the "I Do".

10. If You Wanna Be Alone, Use A Red Light
Jesse built a recording studio in the Tanner basement and to ensure his privacy he also installed a red light at the top of the stairs to alert the family that he was busy and not to be disturbed. It worked so well that when he and Joey locked themselves in, nobody bothered checking up on them.

9. When Life Gives You A Dilemma, Make Dilemmenade
Danny Tanner often told his daughters this little piece of advice when they were in trouble, and honestly, it's stuck with me my entire life. 

What ever happened to predictability? The milk man? The paper boy?  The evening TV?

8. To Marry A Girl, Walk Her Around the Table
Subsequently, if you want to un-marry a girl all you need to do is walk around the table together backwards!

7. Credit is "Buy Now - Pay Later"
DJ really wanted a sweater but couldn't afford it, so Stephanie took the sweater from the store with every intention of someday paying for it. Little did Stephanie know she actually stole the sweater, and DJ couldn't get the security tag off.

6. A Goldfish Doesn't Need A Bath
Poor Martin. Joey bought Michelle a pet goldfish at the fair and she took him everywhere with her. Things turned for the worse when Michelle learned all about life and death, and how goldfish don't need to be bathed. 

Everywhere you look, there's a heart - a hand to hold on to.

5. An Eating Disorder Can Be Resolved In 22 Minutes
DJ needed to lose weight to look good for Cathy Santoni's party. So she went on a diet. At first it was a great idea; vegetables instead of chips, and water instead of soda! But then DJ stopped eating all together, and nearly collapsed on the treadmill at the local gym. After a talk about self-image with the Tanner family, everything was great and DJ didn't have an eating disorder anymore by next week's episode.

4. We Can Always Get Another Kitchen, We Can NEVER Get Another Stephanie
This one is probably my favorite episode. Stephanie drives Joey's car through the wall and into the kitchen. The cost to repair the damage was most likely more than the amount of money Danny Tanner had already put into his daughter's life. And just to make sure she wouldn't run away to Mexico, they all went out for ice cream!

3. Don't Let Your Niece Cut Your Mullet
If you, like Uncle Jesse, have a super-sweet mullet then please take this advice: Do not step into your niece's "pretend" salon... especially if she's holding real scissors.

2. Tomato = Fruit
A tomato is NOT a vegetable. Failure to recognize this can result in you being arrested, missing your wedding, and having to stand idly by while your  beautiful fiancé must marry Joey Gladstone because it was your request.

1. Any Crisis That Is Too Big Can Be Resolved With The Help of the Beach Boys
Are you lost on a strange island? If so, the Beach Boys can help you find your way back to civilization! Are you a struggling musician who can't seem to write their own music? Just ask the Beach Boys for one of their songs to re-make and turn into a #1 hit in Japan! Are you hosting a telethon and are just a few hundred dollars away from the goal? The Beach Boys would love to show up and push you over the top!

And remember, when you're lost out there and you're all alone... the light is waiting to carry you home.

Thanks for reading!
- ryan