There's Not Enough Love In The World
written by Ryan Matthew Ewing
There's not enough love in the world
To go around
So you'll just have to do without
There ain't enough love, you see
You're just bound
To be alone forever, no doubt
It's because you're kind of ugly
And your eyes point different ways
You're about seven times more chubby
Than in your younger days
(Like, when you were only a couple months old
Don't get mad, it's just what I've been told)
And now you feel like something I just hurled
Because there's not enough love in this world
There's not enough love in the world today
There's only so much and most of it's taken
You'll probably die while masturbating
To the sound of your heart breakin'
Is it because you were snobby
To what that girl was wearing?
And your favorite hobby it seems
Is standing behind deaf people and swearing
("Fuck you, you fucking dumb deaf chick
Why don't you learn to hear and suck my dick")
And everyone stared while you sweared and swirled
(Swore, whatever, that doesn't rhyme though)
And you're stuck with no love from the world
There's not enough love in the world, okay?
It's been used up
By people who actually deserve it
Okay, it went to those who got there first
But try not to be down, cheer up
And for next time, you should probably reserve it
Except there's only one shot, one thirst
So you might want to consider suicide
Because the best just ain't yet to come
And you'll only be tossed aside
Apparently you're dumber than dumb
(...okay, can't really prove those cliches
it's not like we have access to your grades)
So let's recap just to drive you crazy
You're ugly and stupid and fat and lazy
And no one could possibly love you today
Because the world's all out of love
You can continue to probe
But there's not enough love on the globe
So just face facts
There's not enough love in the world
Suck it up.
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