Cheapskate lover, re-using condoms
That she used with the men before me
She's so thrifty and kinda shifty
Hard to believe she's almost fifty-friggin'-three
You may have seen her meeting boyfriends
As much as she can take in at the Chinese Buffet
A little bit of this and a little bit of that
Like playing penny slots, oh, she could play them all day
She's got no name that comes to mind
And if she did it would just be the store brand knock off kind
She got no chequing account
And she got no checkin' me out
But we all know the buried treasure is where the X marks the spot
Oh dear
Cheapskate lover, needs some bus fare
Or else she'll be walking home at quarter past three
She's so bitchy and a little itchy...
Remember when loving your lover was free?
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