Top 11 Duet Mashups I'd Do

It seems that so many songs these days have "feat. ___________" in the title.  It's kinda been the rage for the last ten or twelve years.  Basically, it's a way for record companies to get you to explore other artists so they can get you to start buying their music too.  I would've never checked out any songs by P!nk if it weren't for her duet, "Misery", with Steven Tyler.  Just goes to show how impressionable we all are.

I even have a guest vocalist on my new album.  Ashlynn York provides the narrative to my song "Seventeen".  It's pretty rad, and so is she.

So here are eleven song titles you might find in a Bizarro World somewhere, if these duets could ever be possible.

my song titles from the new album

11. Ryan Fan Club feat. Debbie Gibson
...our song would be: "Shake Your Dirty Blooze"

10. Ryan Fan Club feat. Celine Dion
...our song would be: "My Hot Mess Will Go On"

9. Ryan Fan Club feat. Nicki Minaj
...our song would be: "Her Empty Starships"

8. Ryan Fan Club feat. Madonna

whitney houston's zombie

...our song would be: "Ray Of Lightning Skies"

7. Ryan Fan Club feat. Gwen Stefani
...our song would be: "Spiderwebs' Sin"

6. Ryan Fan Club feat. Alicia Keys
...our song would be: "Fallin' Slow"

5. Ryan Fan Club feat. Whitney Houston's Zombie
...our song would be: "I Will Always Lizzy Shue"

4. Ryan Fan Club feat. Taylor Swift

i bop, you bop, everybody bops!

...our song would be: "Mean Meaning"

3. Ryan Fan Club feat. Carly Rae Jepson
...our song would be: "Bootleg Me Maybe"

2. Ryan Fan Club feat. Katy Perry
...our song would be: "Seventeenage Dream"

1. Ryan Fan Club feat. Cyndi Lauper
...our song would be: "Menage A She Bop"

And there you have it!  Eleven mash-ups you'll probably never see... and with good reason!

Don't forget to go to iTunes to buy my new album.  It's only $9.90, and you'll be supporting independent artistry.