2+2=5

2+2=5
Written by Ryan Matthew Ewing

Billy and Betty went to Vegas to get wed
Stopped at a diner and got a surprize instead
Betty let Billy fill up the gas
While inside, the diner checked out her ass
The waitress was Jane, neither tall nor plain
And the only cook in the kitchen went by the name o' Blaine
Betty got undressed by the eyes of the staff
Then she took a second glance for her better half
At first she was scared, but soon all was bared
Then in walked Billy, the pumping all done
And shocked he was to see Betty having fun
Blaine and Jane, the only ones at work
Shot Billy an inviting smirk
Four on the floor, and sometimes on the table
They'd split in twos and use the counter when able
Fill 'er up was the master plan
It was hotter and greasier than the frying pan
And so the tongue slips
The guys left their tips
Now they don't know what to do
One of the girls has a bastard baby due
Uhhh.... whoops.