It's better to burn out than to fade away. Or so they say.  I'm not really much for cliches.  Ha. Right. I've had a lot of fu...

Pickles. They're in right now. Seriously.  Totally a thing.  Super popular, and all the kids are down with them. Wanna be the star ...

Optimus Prime is the leader of the Autobots. Who are the Autobots, you ask? Well, if you're asking that, then you either weren't a...

Love. Love is a word that is thrown around way too much and yet not enough. Who do you love? What do you love? Why do you love? What is l...

Stoopid A poorly spelled poem written by Ryan Matthew Ewing Stoopid, stoopid, stoopid All you want tu do is be herd It's so stoopid...

Cobra Commander is the leader of the ruthless terrorist organization known as Cobra. You probably could've guessed that from his name. ...

titsnass something new. That girl ain't nothing but tits n' ass Smart as a tack and the head of her class The wink in her eye ...

Here's a new poem.  I might turn it into a song.  Haven't decided. How Many More Yesterdays? written by Ryan Matthew Ewing When...

I'm a firm believer that these days movies are all about the sequel.  At least when it comes to summer blockbusters and superhero shit. ...

Don't Put Your Dick In The Window Fan Written by Ryan Fan Club Don't put your dick in the window fan Never put your nards under ...